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14

Jul

anguishelica:

this post represents me booping ur nose as u fall asleep because ur cute and i love u

(Source: anglelica)

12

Jul

(Source: danlhowell)

08

Jul

ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!
(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.
human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER
HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING
I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!

(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.

human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER

HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING

I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

kaiblackbloodtheasshole:

why does this have only one note

(Source: iraffiruse)

panic/anxiety attack

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

(Source: punjabipowerhouse)

thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

(Source: rianderthal)

Reactions from people whose language I was trying to learn:

fatnajl:

linguisticsyall:

Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though. 

French: About time you learned French. 

Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED

Dutch: but why would you do this

why would you do this

solitarymusician:

ollie-is-pretty-cool:

weabros:

awesomepanda01:

weabros:

why are girls so cute like god damn curves and boobs and those legs and their hair and their skin and their voices and just like hot damn girls in thigh highs and maid outfits and oversized sweaters and messy hair and piercings and dresses
GIRLS

I read this, and then I look in the mirror and think ; I am obviously not one of those

do you identify as a girl
THEN YES YOU ARE APART OF THE CUTE PARADE 

What about guys?

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http://bernesemountaingoat.tumblr.com/post/91144984305

workingwithjayne:

I cringe so hard when someone says “[something about aggressive behavior in a dog]…..but I blame the owners”

NO.

Poor owners do account for some aggressive dogs, but a TON of perfectly capable and kind pet owners have aggressive dogs. AGGRESSION IS NATURE AS MUCH IF NOT…

mhenry10:

arabella-strange:

zombres:

vampiredarkavenger:

And he was the inspiration for Zorro who became the inspiration for Batman.

#women invented all your favorite genres



Please to observe THIS

mhenry10:

arabella-strange:

zombres:

vampiredarkavenger:

And he was the inspiration for Zorro who became the inspiration for Batman.

Please to observe THIS

(Source: geekmehard)

hiddlestoned-off-a-cumbercookie:

joshpeck:

I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE PRETTY AND COOL BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S FLYING UP AND THEN IT DECIDES IT’S GOING TOO FAR AND TRIES TO TURN AROUND AND IT KEEPS FLOATING AWAY AND IT’S SAYING ‘SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT’

hiddlestoned-off-a-cumbercookie:

joshpeck:

I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE PRETTY AND COOL BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S FLYING UP AND THEN IT DECIDES IT’S GOING TOO FAR AND TRIES TO TURN AROUND AND IT KEEPS FLOATING AWAY AND IT’S SAYING ‘SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT’

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(Source: picapixels)

particularscarf:

badkryptonian:

GOOD JOB, DANIEL

"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis? *facepalm*"

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

so my dog was reunited with his parents today

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and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER

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you think this is a game, son?

this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck

lyssentome:

lisarighteye:

hopelessly-hope-ful:

jackekarashae:

*AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO EVERY GUY I KNOW*

*TIME TRAVELS AND AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO PAST SELF*

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

ALWAYS REBLOG!

👏👏👏👏👏

(Source: tomtom1996)

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

thelibrarina:

professor-whom:

I only accept sexts in iambic pentameter

Thy beauty is beyond all earth’s compare;
Pray tell me, lover mine, what dost thou wear?

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(Source: lgbtqute)