Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!
(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her. I put it on then got distracted. lol)
She looks so perplexed.
human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER
HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING
I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD
- breath in for 4 seconds
- hold your breath for 7 seconds
- exhale breath for 8 seconds
repeat once or twice more.
This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.
Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.
Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though.
French: About time you learned French.
Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED
Dutch: but why would you do this
why would you do this
why are girls so cute like god damn curves and boobs and those legs and their hair and their skin and their voices and just like hot damn girls in thigh highs and maid outfits and oversized sweaters and messy hair and piercings and dresses
I read this, and then I look in the mirror and think ; I am obviously not one of those
do you identify as a girl
THEN YES YOU ARE APART OF THE CUTE PARADE
What about guys?
I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE PRETTY AND COOL BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S FLYING UP AND THEN IT DECIDES IT’S GOING TOO FAR AND TRIES TO TURN AROUND AND IT KEEPS FLOATING AWAY AND IT’S SAYING ‘SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT’